Online Grocery Store Rant & Why I Love Online Commerce

Had to chime in with after reading a story about online grocery stores today. I used PinkDot in LA for 8 years and loved it. Can't say what happened when they became PDXQuick but prior to that they had an amazing call center with account history, personalization, recommendations and most importantly people to talk with. Their site really didn't capture that and I only used it once. Webvan on the other hand I've used in Portland for 2 years, first as Homegrocer and then as Webvan. I even got my weekly groceries on Sunday, the day before they shut down. But let's not get into the grand misconception that the web is some how a new business model. It's a new distribution channel period. Isn't that why grocery stores, milk trucks etc. stopped delivering years ago because the profit-margins just weren't there. Of course I might be a little bitter after understanding more about profit-margins for the grocery industry hit home recently. Webvan was the only dot com I ever bought and now I have a couple thousand $$ worth of education about understanding business models over likability and I loved loved Webvan. Screw shopping, I didn't have the time or inclination to do that. The only thing I ever went to the store for was the deli, because that was the one thing Webvan lacked. I never got a bruised apple, fatty chicken, spoiled milk. I haven't shopped in a traditional grocery store since I moved to Portland. I tried Netgrocer to begin with but they had such a limited selection and they didn't deliver perishables.  I was stoked when Kozmo opened so I could get a bottle of wine, cheese and crackers and a video for my unexpected company in less than 10 minutes. We even had a Portland/Seattle-based company called Mylackey.com. They'd wash cars, pet sit, housekeeping, mow the lawn. Whatever you need they had the service for it. I'll admit I'm not the "average consumer" but hell I love love love the internet. I've done all my Christmas shopping online for over 4 years, you couldn't twist my arm to deal with store around the holiday, people are insane. I also ship presents back East, so the convenience is wonderful. I've had 2 problems with shopping my whole time online, once a present was delayed and the other time liquor was confiscated by customs in the mid-90's (How would I knew you couldn't ship liquor internationally? Shouldn't the site tell me that?) Once I found about about domestic shipping laws I became wine member at e-vineyard, where I get 2 whites and red every month at my door. I would definitely buy that test-fridge that sent my shopping list to the store. But then again I'd try just about anything related to technology. If I had my way I'd just a brain chip that downloads my memories and lets me organized them. Let's face it a computer has limited capacity, but a hell of a finder feature. Maybe a one-time download and a re-org of it's contact. I want finger/retina scans so I'm never without my identification. I haven't written a paper check since the early 90's using telephone and then the internet to schedule payments for all bills. I beam people cash/PayPal from my PDA for coffee and I met my fiancee online. Whew have I ranted enough? I'm just glad that even if it was for a short time I enjoyed the conveniences that many online sites offer. Don't think I would remember my mom's birthday if she hadn't set the reminder on ICQ. BTW Safeway now delivering in my town, ah I'm happy again.

Karaoke Hell at the Alibi

Went out to The Alibi in North Portland with Rock and Stacey last night. God I love torturing people! Table hopped my way around the club encouraging people to sing. Who knows maybe I'll make a great assistant to Rock when he's a KJ (yes - that mean karaoke jockey). Had on my black fringed vest which a lovely guy who borrowed for his rendition of ABBA's Dancing Queen. The place is a Tiki bar with cheesy drinks and the waitresses wear lei's and skirts. Of course nothing can top the bar at the local Denny's for the quintessential karaoke cheese factor. That will be comedy when Rock gets a gig with them.

Getting Crazy Trying to Find Lee Ving

Was plowing through my website all day and trying to get this java-scripted photo album working when I got totally side-tracked. After a quick visit to Live Journal I read something razorart said about a person looking like Lee Ving. Which of course turned into a whole thing about movies in the 80's and the search was on. I was trying to figure out what the name of the movie he was in, but I could only remember his name in the movie (Piggy) and not the title. Thanks to indiefilms for telling me it was Get Crazy which was directed by Allan Arkush who also did another favorite of mine - Rock and Roll High School. It's got Kid Creole and the Coconuts, Lou Reed, Malcolm McDowell and John Desmore of the Doors - a must music movie see. So off I go on the web looking at movie sites which brings me to thinking about Night Flight in the 80's with Alison Steele and all the great music movies they used to show. I remember staying up late drinking Tab and smoking Marlboro Lights watching all the shows. Ah, the pre-MTV generation. Now off to find more on Night Flight and see if I can find a copy of Ladies and Gentleman the Fabulous Stains.

Diving Into The Dirt with Motley Crue

Was trying to figure out what I ordered and forgotten about after a package arrived from Amazon this morning. Usually I am waiting eagerly for new books to arrive, so I was a little perplexed. I opened it up to find "The Dirt" the collaborative autobiography from Motley Crue. Mr O'Neil had send it to me from New York. He said it made him think of me and my big hair when I used to hang out on Sunset Strip and Hollywood Boulevard with all the rockers when I worked in the music industry. Jeez, talk about the fun flashbacks I had thinking about when I moved to LA. I fondly recall my first day in Los Angeles when I saw Don Henley at the Tower Records buying his own album. I knew LA was the place for me, quickly relocating from San Deigo after about 3 weeks. Of course all the clubs that have changed since then, Gazzari's isn't there anymore it's became the Billboard Live and then the Key Club. I wanna the big haired boys of the Eighties back and I want them to come swing by Boardners for a cocktail with me. When I got to town I shared a house in Silverlake and immediately wanted to see all the Hollywood night spots I'd read about. The "Riot house" (Hyatt Hotel) from Hammer of the Gods, The Whiskey from No One Here Gets Out Alive, The Rainbow Room from all those GnR videos. It was certainly exciting to be around the places so many rock legends had played. Played hard. Well flashback Friday is being cut short I've got a ton to do today, but I'm sure to be back reminiscing again another day.