Money Can Buy You A Clock But Not Time

It can buy a Mattress
But not Sleep

It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position
But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine
But not Health

It can buy you Blood
But not Life

It can buy you Sex
But not Love

So you see money isn’t everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.

So send me all your money and
I will suffer for you.

Cash only please.

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